http://www.albertastars.com/posts.php?forum=15&topic=3522 Thanks to our own Angie, we get the celebrity dirt news faster than you can fart in the water en-us Tue, 12 May 2009 12:25:11 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/1716 Tue, 12 May 2009 12:25:11 +0400 sooo disappointed.
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lol ]]> http://www.albertastars.com/member/1716 http://www.albertastars.com/member/3909 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:19:43 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/3909 http://www.albertastars.com/member/2086 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:49:30 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/2086 http://www.albertastars.com/member/316 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:51:40 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/316 http://www.albertastars.com/member/3909 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:22:29 +0400 Lila wrote:
Can't say this is quite how I pictured him looking naked.

Please describe in intimate detail how you initially pictured him looking naked.

PS great find, Angie. ]]> http://www.albertastars.com/member/3909 http://www.albertastars.com/member/134 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:17:55 +0400
I wonder how much they'll cut from BD? Lots of Vampire sex. Even more Vampire sex jokes.

Robert breaks my heart. He IS a good looking guy, but he always looks like a bum.

*edit* pun intended in this case lol ]]> http://www.albertastars.com/member/134 http://www.albertastars.com/member/568 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:43:46 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/568 http://www.albertastars.com/member/19 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:28:04 +0400 Robert Pattinson, British actor best known for his role as a vampire Edward Cullen also stars in a movie Little Ashes, in which he portrays Salvador Dalí (genius artist, look him up if you're not familiar with him). This is the screenshot from Little Ashes in which Robert Pattinson is completely buck naked. Did I just hear all teenage girl scream and tear their hair out? That's right - Robert Pattinson Naked, an underage girl dream come true.

Here's the rub - while we can see Robert Pattinson naked in the pic, we can't see his penis. There's a reason for that - the penis is tucked in. The scene shows Salvador Dali standing naked in front of the mirror with tucked in penis trying to decide what clothes to wear. Being a genius he is, Salvador Dali is holding a cigarette and is having a conversation with his reflection in the mirror. Well, no naked penis

Little Ashes will be coming to theaters near you on: May 8th, 2009. It's an R rated movie (hence near naked penis). Pic of Robert Pattinson naked is below:

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