http://www.albertastars.com/posts.php?forum=15&topic=2069 Thanks to our own Angie, we get the celebrity dirt news faster than you can fart in the water en-us Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:37:51 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/1716 Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:37:51 +0400
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- mouth too big - even a monster cock would feel no friction, it'd be like fucking lose pussy
- teeth too big - reminds me of that creepy Miley Cyrus
- arabic look - who the fuck finds that attractive, but at least she doesn't wear a burka
- dollar signs in her eyes - she's a gold digger extraordinaire and full of shit about it ]]> http://www.albertastars.com/member/96 http://www.albertastars.com/member/1571 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:55:02 +0400 flora_tink wrote:
she's pretty;
but that's probably the best he'll ever get with a woman

i thought i was going to be the only one who thought she was pretty good looking.
nice to know i'm not ]]> http://www.albertastars.com/member/1571 http://www.albertastars.com/member/100 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:45:40 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/100 http://www.albertastars.com/member/1716 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:21:29 +0400 but that's probably the best he'll ever get with a woman ]]> http://www.albertastars.com/member/1716 http://www.albertastars.com/member/1236 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:19:39 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/1236 http://www.albertastars.com/member/151 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:36:33 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/151 http://www.albertastars.com/member/49 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:19:27 +0400 Verne Troyer is a fool.
She HAD to be the one to leak it, huh? And I'm sure she got a sweet deal from the guy she gave it to. ]]> http://www.albertastars.com/member/49 http://www.albertastars.com/member/309 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:21:54 +0400 http://www.albertastars.com/member/309 http://www.albertastars.com/member/19 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:58:06 +0400

Meet Ranae Shrider, the unknown has become known and the world is introduced to the girl who sucked on Mini Me's tongue in Verne Troyer Sex Tape. Tongue sucking is of course just a warm up scene, we don't know what else she sucked. Only Kevin Blatt knows what sexually deviant behavior did Ranae Shrider unleash on Verne Troyer to get her name in the know. And it's paid off. Her name is identified, her pictures are identified, Ranae Shrider = exposed. That's when gold digging starts to pay off. Though Ashley Alexandra Dupre may disagree.

Anyway, I was able to track down loads of pictures of Ranae Shrider, the co-star from Verne Troyer Sex Tape and her bio could be summed up in a simple sentence - Ranae Shrider is a gold digger. That's all you need to know and everything else goes from there. Aside form that, she's 22 year old from small town Kentucky. She's been looking into becoming a model, but that's too competitive, plus she's 22 year old - too old for that shit, unless she's OK doing double anal scenes with Brazilian transsexuals. So she settled down on being a gold digger and was lucky enough to hook up with Verne Troyer.

Verne and Ranae Shrider started going out together and she moved in with him. That's when the sex tape was filmed. Ranae Shrider was Verne's live in girlfriend and one day when they felt kinky, Ranae pulled up a camera to make sure she's got something to show for her time with a celebrity. It's gold digging 101 and she's followed it near perfect. It would only be better if she got herself knocked up. It's simple - give a rich and famous celebrity a blow job, but don't swallow it all. Pretend you’re going to the bathroom to wash your face and skillfully collect all available sperm form your face and mouth and shove it deep in your vagina. Stand on your head if you must, but make damn sure you get knocked up. Cause once you're preggo from his semen, you're set. You're gonna get share form their fortune and that's why you pick someone rich and famous. Those people have assets and it's easy to come by millions of dollars overnight for as long as it's people who have assets you fuck. Ranae Shrider obviously messed up in that regard, but at least she filmed a sex tape and got herself in the spotlight. She can now forward her non existent modeling career, release the book and then a music albim. Just feed off the publicity a sex tape with Verne Troyer brought you and you're set.

Following are the pictures of Ranae Shrider that I was able to track doen. There's ton of pics and in one of them she's with Paris Hilton. Hmmm, yumm













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