Johnny Rotten Had His Benchmark Teeth Fixed for $22k http://www.albertastars.com/posts.php?forum=15&topic=1939 Thanks to our own Angie, we get the celebrity dirt news faster than you can fart in the water en-us Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:37:02 +0400 FergusMaximus http://www.albertastars.com/member/1229 Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:37:02 +0400 Wannabe wrote:
I think North Americans are obsessed with their teeth. Dentists are some of the busiest and best earning professions here because people always get their teeth fixed. That's why you see so many bright white smiles in North America and so many rotten teeth across the big pond.

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Uber sexy smile of Sex Pistols lead singer Johnny Rotten is "rotten" no more. John Lydon - as if his normal name had his banchmark teeth fixed but retaining the cock hole (I made that up, I thought that's a cool spot to suck someone's cock through). Johnny flew all the way to Los Angeles and paid $22k to get his rotting teeth fixed.

He says that his teeth were deteriorating to the point that his entire body was suffering and he was forced to get the shit fixed. Now he allegedly has pearly whites, but still (allegedly) has his hole there. Just the rotten stuff was replaced with pearly whites.

Now that Johnny Rotten's rotten teeth are dead, is punk dead too? ]]> http://www.albertastars.com/member/19