Chris Crocker (Leave Britney Alone) Naked Penis Flash -pics

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Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732	Oh Fuck Me with a Chainsaw!!! Chris Crocker aka Leave Britney Alone is a self proclamed biggest fan of Britney Spears. Though he's so annoying in what he does, Britney herself distanced herself from him and now our dear Chris Crocker has pushed his "dedication" to Britney Spears to a whole new level by recreating oh-so-well-known shaven crotch trick. Since Chris Crocker is only half female, he flashed his penis, but following on an example set by Britney Spears, he shaved it all hairless. And flash he did So... I don't mean to give you all nightmare so think before you scroll. This is the real naked picture of Chris Crocker's penis. It's little, but it's shaven. It's simply hilarious and totally predictable. Chris Crocker will go through any measures to attract attention to himself. Apparently it's working. Hes getting more than he could have asked for. And now he fell into the habit of flashing shaven penises, I suppose a sex tape is due soon. Enough bull talk. Here are the Chris Crocker naked pictures. Or better said - pictures of Chris Crocker's naked shaven penis. Barf!
	Oct 26, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Reaper earth Age: 37 Posts: 1003	pantys >in this case< would have been a great idea..... with one that small ,,you would think he would be to ashamed... go home peewee buy a big truck & put a big dog in the back.... then pay a hooker to tell you how BIG you are.... is that to mean of me? should we just feel sorry for him instead..
	Oct 27, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732	Actually, not to defend Chris Crocker's penis, but I've seen some apparently small penises grow into pretty big monsters. It's not the size of Chris Crocker's penis that is alarming to me, it's what an attention whore this guy became. Offering an upskirt pose, clearly wanting his naked pictures to flood the net... Damn, Chris Crocker has learned the best tricks from high rank celebrities and knows how to attract attention to himself. He's gonna be famous, cause he's doing what media likes. That's what bothers me. Chris Crocker has naked upskirt pictures on the net, he's shaven all his pubes and we all know about it!
	Oct 27, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Reaper earth Age: 37 Posts: 1003	uselly,,1/3 the size when soft...but could be wrong......:0)
	Oct 27, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Cervantes Edmonton Age: 32 Posts: 1652	Nothing that small is going to grow to a useful size.
	Oct 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732	I'm pretty sure size of a flaccid penis compared to the size of a stiff penis of the same person ratio changes from guy to guy. Some guys have big flaccid penises, but when they get hard, the size only increases a little, some guys have real small flaccid penises, but when they get hard you have no damn clue where all that tissue came form. I'm pretty sure there is no fixed penis ration. In real life, you can really see examples that it's different with every man. That being said, Im in no way implying that Chris Crockers stiff penis is big, Im just saying that Chris Crockers shaved soft penis like in a naked picture above doesnt necessarily resemble what the real deal penis would look like when hard. You simply can't tell. Hard penis size is often not dependent on the soft penis size That's a lot of penis talk, lol
	Oct 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Reaper earth Age: 37 Posts: 1003	weird---lol------was just going by mine. its just not somthing I try to notice on others,, "just have to take your word for it...
	Oct 27, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Gotthavok Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 184	food for thought if you hadn't made this thread, i would never have known who this person was or what he did, i would have been blissfully unaware of the name of the person who made the britney vid (which i did happen to come across on my own) why complain about the attention this person is getting if you're going to compound the issue by giving him exactly what he wants?
	Oct 28, 2007 at 5:16 am
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732	Gotthavok wrote: why complain about the attention this person is getting if you're going to compound the issue by giving him exactly what he wants? That's exactly the point of all celebrity dirt talks - so people who are not as rich and famous as celebrities can compensate for their inability to even up with them... by either bashing on them or by supporting them eternally. People bash on Paris Hilton because she's more famous and richer than all of those who bash her up combined. To my defense, though, theres way more thats going on with Chris Crocker, but I dont post about it, unless its interesting news, such as pics of Chris Crockers penis
	Oct 28, 2007 at 5:47 am
Gotthavok Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 184	fair enough
	Oct 30, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Kitty Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 343	wow...thats a reallly smalll penis.... and scott, celebrities or worshipers of said celebrities are there for our amusement and its their own fault for acting out like idiots
	Dec 5, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732	Had enough of Chris Crocker? Seen Chris Crocker's penis enough? Well, he's back... After 3 months of hiatus, a few public penis flash incidents, the "Leave Britney Alone" cry baby Chris Crocker is back. Take a look at this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxeYUbD9uB4 It's self proclaimed biggest fan of Britney Spears Chris Crocker doing one of Brit's song - Piece Of Me and he's not afraid. He wears some sort of funky underwear that looks almost as if he was wearing a nappy. Damn that boy goes right at it
	Jan 7, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Paulie Edmonton Age: 21 Posts: 2099	THAT was awesome. And totally kicked Britney's ass after her last brilliant performance. To be honest, that was really good though XD Especially for at home video o.O The underwear bit was a tad creepy though.
	Jan 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732	On a second note, he actually is a pretty good looking girl... that Chris Crocker
	Jan 7, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Paulie Edmonton Age: 21 Posts: 2099	lol I donno. That hair needs to be styled a bit more. I bet his mommy cuts it <33
	Jan 7, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732	I think he built his entire image on his hair. For a boy, he actually looks better than most girls, and that's scary
	Jan 7, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Caltaz USA Age: 40 Posts: 1208	Angie ... Have you recently been to the optometrist? If no, you might consider a visit.
	Jan 7, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Viper_N_Kiss BkLyN Age: 38 Posts: 708	I've seen pics of midgets with bigger dicks..That dude is a whiney bastid and i really dont see all the hype thats escalating around him..
	Jan 7, 2008 at 7:28 pm
pornask Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 1205	Speaking of Chris Crocker. Who's ready for some gayer than gay imagery. No penis flash pics, but gayness abounds PS - why do gay people shave their pubes? PPS - I have nothing against gay people. Actually, I have plenty of gay friends and they all say the same thing - Chris Crocker gives gay people a bad name
	Jan 7, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	It's all in his hair, Pauline
	Jan 7, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Viper_N_Kiss BkLyN Age: 38 Posts: 708	I got nothing against gay people either i was friends with one but i do have a problem when they start flirting or hitting on me.. I get fagaphobia..lol..I think hes just really fuckin whiney..
	Jan 7, 2008 at 7:48 pm
d-day florida Age: 32 Posts: 111	i'd hit it!
	Jan 7, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Paulie Edmonton Age: 21 Posts: 2099	I donno, I'm almost with Angie on this one. He's kinda cute in a gay kind of way that's scary.
	Jan 7, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Viper_N_Kiss BkLyN Age: 38 Posts: 708	linepau1 wrote: I donno, I'm almost with Angie on this one. He's kinda cute in a gay kind of way that's scary. You fuckin' sicko's..lol
	Jan 8, 2008 at 12:05 am
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732	Chris Crocker really is a good looking girl. I myself can't believe I'm saying that, but if I get past the attention whoring and gayness, I see attractive body
	Jan 8, 2008 at 12:08 am
Paulie Edmonton Age: 21 Posts: 2099	Ya not that his super skinny appealed to me in the first place, but the picture with the flowers murdered that for me XD
	Jan 8, 2008 at 12:19 am
4q California Age: 35 Posts: 137	pornask wrote: Speaking of Chris Crocker. Who's ready for some gayer than gay imagery. No penis flash pics, but gayness abounds PS - why do gay people shave their pubes? PPS - I have nothing against gay people. Actually, I have plenty of gay friends and they all say the same thing - Chris Crocker gives gay people a bad name cool ...
	Feb 11, 2008 at 8:39 am
kenger Banff Age: 28 Posts: 2	i'VE NEVER HAD A GAY THOUGHT UNTIL i SAW THESE PICTURES. Just something sexy going on here. I went back to my profile and changed my sexual preference.
	Jul 12, 2009 at 6:50 am
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	LOL dude, nothing wrong with that
	Jul 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Paulie Edmonton Age: 21 Posts: 2099	lol I think Chris is actually going through a sex change right now. Literally. Which isn't a bad thing... But if you want to have a good laugh, look him up on youtube. Dear god is he a whiner. It was entertaining until it was just pathetic.
	Jul 12, 2009 at 8:33 pm
kenger Banff Age: 28 Posts: 2	lila, glad you find me humorous and that you agree. I love your photos.
	Jul 12, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Identity_Crisis Edmonton Age: 37 Posts: 36	Not gay, atleast I dont think I am. LOL Anyway he has nice legs for a guy.
	Aug 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm

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