 Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736 |
Seriously - I am fucking disturbed! And I typically go through pornask's threads without bother. Who in the fucking hell is Kellie Pickler and how can one be this dumb. I'm not kidding, Kellie Pickler must be the dumbest person in the world ever. That's not a joke!
I stumbled across the video of Kellie Pickler in "Are You Starter Than The 5th Grader?" and I was disturbed. The host - Jeff Foxworthy - asked that dumb bitch - Budapest is the capital of which European country? - which is a third grade geography question, but that's not the point. Kellie Pickler responded back by saying - I thought Europe was a country. Damn stupid whore. How stupid do you have to be to utter such pure bullshit?
I laughed my ass off when video of Miss Carolina being completely dumb hit the web, but she was actually pretty decent compare to stupidity of Kellie Pickler. Take a look for yourself (if you don't mind vomiting over whore's stupidity):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmgNqFuXwc
She couldn't even say word Budapest... I mean it's in fucking Hungary and Hungarians are filth eating losers who were occupying Europe for thousand years and never even said single "sorry" to any of the oppressed countries and they are still pushy and rude. they deserve an umbrella up their asses with no lube and have it opened as soon as it reaches their stomach, but still... What a dumb bitch?
Then she started to mix France into that, she said she knew they spoke French there (I was losing it with every second), then she started wandering if France was a country and I was just about to shit myself. You don't get any dumber than that. Kellie Pickler has proven to the world on TV that she's the dumbest person this world has ever seen. And she thought she was being cute and funny. Yeah,. I laughed my ass off... at you, you dumb bitch. How can anyone be this dumb?
Youtube also has a video from the same show "Are You Starter Than The Fifth Grader?" where the host asks Kellie Pickler how many “E”s were in the word “watermelon” and dumb bitch responded that there were none in a word “word”. WTF??? Somebody please shoot her to ease her suffering. And mine. GOD!!!
BTW – I have done some research and it appears Kellie Pickler is a US country singer who competed in American idol but was not successful. She got signed up though (obviously somebody cared for blowjob more than for talent and decency) and released a couple of albums. She’s the dumbest person to have ever walked this Earth. Ever!

Jeff Foxworthy: Budapest, is the capital of what European country?
Kellie Pickler: This might be a stupid question
Jeff Foxworthy: Yes, it’s probably going to be.
Kellie Pickler: But, I thought Europe was a country! Let’s see… Budha, Budapest (breaks her cum stained tongue)? I’ve never even heard of that!
Jeff Foxworthy: Here’s your options, I mean, you could drop out with ten thousand dollars.
Kellie Pickler: Wait, I know they speak French there, don’t they (dumbass extraordinaire)? Like, I wanna say – is France a country (you got to be kidding me)? I don’t know what I’m doing (of course you don’t, you even suck at cock sucking, bitch).
Jeff Foxworthy: Let’s talk about your options. Focus!
Kellie Pickler: I’m listening to what you’re saying, but I only hear what I want to (thanks for confirming to all undecided that you in fact are dumb as fuck).
Jeff Foxworthy: That’s just called being a woman.
Kellie Pickler: shows us her southern accent like anyone gives a shit. Audience laughed at her stupid ass.
Jeff Foxworthy: Women don’t really wanna hear man’s opinion; they just wanna hear their opinion in a deeper voice. That’s what they want when they talk to us.
Kellie Pickler: Dumbass then opted for a “Copy” option (never watched the show, have no clue what it means, I’ve never watched “Are You Smarter Than 5th Grader” but obviously it saved her double fisted ass)
Jeff Foxworthy: If you had to guess, do you have a guess?
Kellie Pickler: Mumbles something about France and how she doesn’t know whether France was a country.
Jeff Foxworthy: Tells her the right answer was Hungary and the look on sluts face is priceless 
Kellie Pickler: Hungry? That’s a country (stupid country, but country never the less, dumbass)? I’ve heard of Turkey, but Hungry, never heard of it.
Nathan, the boy who was against the dumbass answers the question correctly. Dumbass then proceed to talk some bullhi t about him trying to trick her stinking ass. What a dumb bitch 
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