J. R. Rotem - Douche Who Made Britney Spears Pregnant

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Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	I love the life stories of couchebags J.R. Rotem, douche who produced such crappy albums as “Blackout” got Britney Spears pregnant. He totally knocked the bitch up. Oh hilarity Britney has been doing ultrasounds and walking around with her belly bump already forming and mister douche JR Rotem confirmed the gossip to InTouch Magazine. Yep it’s true. JR Rotem, who produced latest Britney Spears crap album black out and was seen with Brit on and off throughout 2007, confirmed to InTouch that Britney Spears is pregnant with his kid. He totally sprayed all of his ball sack sperms inside Britney Spears’ vagina. Oh grossness I could actually say this one might work. JR Roten has eyes that are pretty much immediately next to each other which make him look like a complete douche. Britney Spears on the other hand has eyes that are so far apart she looks like a fucking whale head. Maybe their kid will have eyes that are just fine, lol And Brit thinks that her third kid will help her turn around her miserable life and that JR Roten douche will be a great dad for her kid – BTW, Britney Spears lost her two kids she had with Kevin Federline – another douche to Kevin the douche Federline… cause she’s lame like that. Just in case you didn’t know. So who the fuck is J.R. Rotem? J.R. Rotem is a music producer. He’s been involved with the suckiest musicians on the planet producing most unlistenable records ever conceived by man kind. For example such crap artists as Snoop Dogg or Destiny’s Child are on the list of record JR Rotem produced. And then of course there’s Blackout – latest vomit of Britney Spears that he produced. So while she was doing her “it’s Britney, bitch” attempts, he was pounding her ass and vagina and didn’t pull in time. Hahaha, what a douche!
	Nov 28, 2007 at 12:06 am
Chocolate Edmonton Age: 24 Posts: 369	LOL, InTouch Magazine states that Britney Spears sent exciting emails about her pregnancy to her friends. LMAO, Britney Spears has friends
	Nov 28, 2007 at 1:05 pm
pothead Fort McMurray Age: 26 Posts: 774	I know what's happening here. JR Rotem got tired of listening to that hip hop crap, so he knocked up Britney Spears and when there's a baby, he's gonna make a killing on child support. Simple math really. Britney Spears is dumb!
	Nov 28, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Jason Virginia/Washington, DC Age: 34 Posts: 1669	Fer rillz??? AGAIN?? That girl is so dumb she can't use birth control!
	Nov 28, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Paulie Edmonton Age: 21 Posts: 2140	lmfao. Britney, I love you. You provide me with funny entertainment. OK... I just wanna say that I loved Destinys Child, and I just bought Britneys new CD and liked that as well. Soo... maybe my music taste just sucks? Lets be hopeful and pray that a THIRD child since I fricken started driving, can turn her around. BRIT! I haven't had my license THAT long!!
	Nov 28, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Jason Virginia/Washington, DC Age: 34 Posts: 1669	I changed jobs and don't have a tv at work anymore, so I'm not plugged into the news as I used to be.
	Nov 28, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Britney Spears currently earns $737,000 a month. Sure that's a lot of money for most of us, but for a high profile celebrity like Britney Spears that's nothing. Sale of her latest album Blackout seemed to be on top when it was released, but it turns out it was mostly because there was no major competition at the time, so even though she ranked high in the charts, sales were actually pretty low. Britney Spears is going broke and she will likely declare bankruptcy within 10 years. Douche JR Rotem knocked her up for money, but she already spends half of it on child support... Duh, stupidity
	Nov 28, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Cervantes Edmonton Age: 32 Posts: 1652	If you're that much of a whore, why, oh why, aren't you on birth control? And, seriously, who would let ANYONE from Hollywood put it in them without a glove? I'd never screw an LA girl without latex. Almost everyone has some disease...
	Nov 28, 2007 at 7:38 pm
SweetJimmy Edmonton Age: 33 Posts: 203	Cervantes wrote: If you're that much of a whore, why, oh why, aren't you on birth control? And, seriously, who would let ANYONE from Hollywood put it in them without a glove? I'd never screw an LA girl without latex. Almost everyone has some disease... Wow I was just going to say that. WTF is up with people in LA LA land? I guess it is cool to just go there and rock out with your cock out, you just might knock up a famous bitch and get your 15 minutes. Hell, if they are as fucked in the toque as Britney you might just get to keep the kid and gets paid.
	Nov 29, 2007 at 7:04 am
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Interesting twist came into light today. JR Rotem claims he never confirmed to InTouch Magazine that Britney Spears was knocked up by him, Britney Spears denies she's pregnant and InTouch insists that they have a proof and this is supposed to be it:
	Nov 29, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Paulie Edmonton Age: 21 Posts: 2140	THAT's the proof? I think... that's not quite enough? XD
	Nov 29, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Caltaz USA Age: 40 Posts: 1208	Does the media really thing the general public is that stupid ... Sorry for using the S word but golly.
	Nov 29, 2007 at 4:24 pm
SweetJimmy Edmonton Age: 33 Posts: 203	Caltaz wrote: Does the media really thing the general public is that stupid ... Sorry for using the S word but golly. Yup, the people prove time and time again, that they will believe almost anything. Remember Y2K? War of the Worlds? Saddam poses an immediate threat to the USA? Scientology? People are willing to believe the craziest things, with little to no proof backing it up. I have found that if you can tell someone something that will fill a desire or confirm a fear or suspicion, they will most likely believe it.
	Nov 29, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Jason Virginia/Washington, DC Age: 34 Posts: 1669	Cervantes wrote: If you're that much of a whore, why, oh why, aren't you on birth control? And, seriously, who would let ANYONE from Hollywood put it in them without a glove? I'd never screw an LA girl without latex. Almost everyone has some disease... Apparently, she's as dumb as we think she is.
	Nov 29, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Jason wrote: Apparently, she's as dumb as we think she is. LOL, that was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time Britney Spears is as dumb as we think she is
	Nov 29, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Caltaz USA Age: 40 Posts: 1208	I second that Angie
	Nov 29, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	I always new Britney Spears was into scat, but it took a while for it to get confirmed. Read here. In her mansion, Britney Spears has sex room filled with sex toys, whips, bdsm furniture, paddles, latex wear and other equipment related to sex play (damn, she's a nympho) and - I like this one the best - Feces-smeared couches - god damn it. I knew there was something about Britney Spears. I betcha she watches 2 girls 1 cup every goddamn day Dear lord, I would have never guessed Britney would be such a big fan of scat play. She likes poo and her ratings just went up in my mind. Britney Spears the pop donkey is dead. Everyone salute Britney Spears the scat sex nympho And fuck JR Rotem. He can go fuck himself
	Nov 29, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Jason Virginia/Washington, DC Age: 34 Posts: 1669	I want a sex room in my house! Don't worry. I can clean. I won't have couches covered in poo and animal mess. Bring on the sex room!
	Nov 29, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	Britney Spears is from the south, isn't she? White trash is in her genes (not that that's necessarily a bad thing)
	Nov 30, 2007 at 10:08 am
pornask Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 1207	Angie wrote: Feces-smeared couches Why would this be surprising? What else was she supposed to smear her poop on? Plasma TV? That would be pretty stupid cause it would spoil the picture
	Nov 30, 2007 at 10:14 am
Twilight-Spider Victoria, BC Age: 26 Posts: 562	"Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked — almost four weeks to be exact," says Brit, or someone claiming to be Brit, in a message on her MySpace page She's shocked? How in the Nine Hells can she not know that sex=babies and NoSex=NoBabies? How hard it is to realize that sex+birth control=no babies? Or that sex-birth control = probably babies? This supports my very firm belief that most celebrities (with a few exceptions, not many of them female) should be sterilized after their second scandal.
	Nov 30, 2007 at 10:18 am
Caltaz USA Age: 40 Posts: 1208	pornask wrote: Angie wrote: Feces-smeared couches That would be pretty stupid cause it would spoil the picture Don't you mean "soil" the picture
	Nov 30, 2007 at 10:27 am
pornask Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 1207	Caltaz wrote: Don't you mean "soil" the picture LOL, yeah, that makes more sense
	Nov 30, 2007 at 10:37 am
Kitty Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 343	wow...she can barely take care of her other kids! these kids are going to grow up and realize my mom is a complete moron...then disown her as their mother and claim to be alien babies. sex room?? sounds not even surprising...she belongs on the nut house
	Dec 2, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Look at this loser douche. JR Rotem has a profile on a dating site and is looking for girls to hook up with. LMFAO What's up, JR Rotem? Britney Spears' poop stained couches ain't quite your thang? Or maybe he's looking for someone who will make a good mother for a kid he's gonna have with Brit? Just like K-Fed? BTW - it's a dating website for Jews. You got to be Jewish to get a chance to go out on a date with JR Rotem...
	Dec 5, 2007 at 10:15 am
Lynn Newfoundland Age: 24 Posts: 1344	Angie wrote: I always new Britney Spears was into scat, but it took a while for it to get confirmed. Read here. In her mansion, Britney Spears has sex room filled with sex toys, whips, bdsm furniture, paddles, latex wear and other equipment related to sex play (damn, she's a nympho) and - I like this one the best - Feces-smeared couches - god damn it. I knew there was something about Britney Spears. I betcha she watches 2 girls 1 cup every goddamn day Dear lord, I would have never guessed Britney would be such a big fan of scat play. She likes poo and her ratings just went up in my mind. Britney Spears the pop donkey is dead. Everyone salute Britney Spears the scat sex nympho And fuck JR Rotem. He can go fuck himself WHEN WAS THIS ?
	Dec 5, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	Lynn wrote: WHEN WAS THIS ? Based on the link that is posted there, the news about Britney Spears' poop stained couch and sex room came on November 28, 2007. Click on the link to see for yourself.
	Dec 5, 2007 at 4:17 pm

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