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Robert Pattinson Naked (pic)

Angie
Angie
Calgary
Age: 23
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Robert Pattinson, British actor best known for his role as a vampire Edward Cullen also stars in a movie Little Ashes, in which he portrays Salvador DalĂ­ (genius artist, look him up if you're not familiar with him). This is the screenshot from Little Ashes in which Robert Pattinson is completely buck naked. Did I just hear all teenage girl scream and tear their hair out? That's right - Robert Pattinson Naked, an underage girl dream come true.

Here's the rub - while we can see Robert Pattinson naked in the pic, we can't see his penis. There's a reason for that - the penis is tucked in. The scene shows Salvador Dali standing naked in front of the mirror with tucked in penis trying to decide what clothes to wear. Being a genius he is, Salvador Dali is holding a cigarette and is having a conversation with his reflection in the mirror. Well, no naked penis

Little Ashes will be coming to theaters near you on: May 8th, 2009. It's an R rated movie (hence near naked penis). Pic of Robert Pattinson naked is below:


Mar 31, 2009 at 1:28 pm 
Lila
Lila
Edmonton
Age: 26
Posts: 1184
Can't say this is quite how I pictured him looking naked.
Mar 31, 2009 at 2:43 pm 
Paulie
Paulie
Edmonton
Age: 21
Posts: 2140
lmao oh how disappointed Twilight fans will be when Breaking Dawn makes it to theaters. They're going to have to airbrush muscles on him XD

I wonder how much they'll cut from BD? Lots of Vampire sex. Even more Vampire sex jokes.

Robert breaks my heart. He IS a good looking guy, but he always looks like a bum.

*edit* pun intended in this case lol
Mar 31, 2009 at 8:17 pm 
KublaKhan
KublaKhan
I'm standing right behind you.
Age: 44
Posts: 171
Lila wrote:
Can't say this is quite how I pictured him looking naked.


Please describe in intimate detail how you initially pictured him looking naked.

PS great find, Angie.
Apr 1, 2009 at 7:22 am 
delicon
delicon
Edmonton
Age: 30
Posts: 330
He's got girly curves.
Apr 1, 2009 at 8:51 am 
fido_alive
fido_alive
Minneapolis, MN
Age: 36
Posts: 1877
Why couldn't this be an April Fools Joke.
Apr 1, 2009 at 8:49 pm 
KublaKhan
KublaKhan
I'm standing right behind you.
Age: 44
Posts: 171
Um...does this mean that the old vampire/mirror thing is bullshit?
Apr 2, 2009 at 12:19 am 
flora_tink
flora_tink
southern US
Age: 22
Posts: 2261
i'm sooo disappointed.
:/
lol
May 12, 2009 at 12:25 pm 
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