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Angie
Angie
Calgary

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Robert Pattinson, British actor best known for his role as a vampire Edward Cullen also stars in a movie Little Ashes, in which he portrays Salvador Dalí (genius artist, look him up if you're not familiar with him). This is the screenshot from Little Ashes in which Robert Pattinson is completely buck naked. Did I just hear all teenage girl scream and tear their hair out? That's right - Robert Pattinson Naked, an underage girl dream come true.

Here's the rub - while we can see Robert Pattinson naked in the pic, we can't see his penis. There's a reason for that - the penis is tucked in. The scene shows Salvador Dali standing naked in front of the mirror with tucked in penis trying to decide what clothes to wear. Being a genius he is, Salvador Dali is holding a cigarette and is having a conversation with his reflection in the mirror. Well, no naked penis

Little Ashes will be coming to theaters near you on: May 8th, 2009. It's an R rated movie (hence near naked penis). Pic of Robert Pattinson naked is below:



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Mar 31, 2009 at 1:28 pm 
Lila
Lila
Edmonton

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Age: 31
Posts: 1205
Can't say this is quite how I pictured him looking naked.

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Mar 31, 2009 at 2:43 pm 
Paulie
Paulie
Edmonton

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lmao oh how disappointed Twilight fans will be when Breaking Dawn makes it to theaters. They're going to have to airbrush muscles on him XD

I wonder how much they'll cut from BD? Lots of Vampire sex. Even more Vampire sex jokes.

Robert breaks my heart. He IS a good looking guy, but he always looks like a bum.

*edit* pun intended in this case lol

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Mar 31, 2009 at 8:17 pm 
KublaKhan
KublaKhan
I'm standing right behind you.

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Posts: 171
Lila wrote:
Can't say this is quite how I pictured him looking naked.


Please describe in intimate detail how you initially pictured him looking naked.

PS great find, Angie.

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Apr 1, 2009 at 7:22 am 
delicon
delicon
Edmonton

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He's got girly curves.

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Apr 1, 2009 at 8:51 am 
fido_alive
fido_alive
Minneapolis, MN

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Posts: 1939
Why couldn't this be an April Fools Joke.

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Apr 1, 2009 at 8:49 pm 
KublaKhan
KublaKhan
I'm standing right behind you.

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Posts: 171
Um...does this mean that the old vampire/mirror thing is bullshit?

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Apr 2, 2009 at 12:19 am 
Raynaud
Raynaud
southern US

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Posts: 2261
i'm sooo disappointed.
:/
lol

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May 12, 2009 at 12:25 pm 
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