 Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736 |
What a score on behalf of paparazzi - Prince William Penis Pics! That's a score of a life time. Of course - Prince William is heir to the British throne so pics of future king's penis are something else. It's mind boggling how paparazzi have no guts, though. But who cares - Prince William was starting to look wonky, while his little brother Prince Harry was getting hotter and hotter with his fiery hair, but surprisingly - he looks pretty hot in these latest pictures. And his cock looks hot too. It's nice size, healthy looking and most importantly it's uncircumcised. At least it seems to be uncircumcised from the look of it.
The background story behind Prince William Penis Pics goes something like this:
Prince William attended a polo match and needed to piss. He did what every teen boy would do – walked to the closest fence, pulled down the zipper, lashed out his uncircumcised dick and started pissing on the fence. Law suit! If I were an owner of said fence I’d sue the royals for abusing my fence and disfiguring it with rust inducing agents!
I’ll tell you frankly, I don’t know for sure if these are real Prince William penis pictures. I mean – he’s been followed by the paparazzi his whole life and will be until the day he moves on. You’d think he’d know better and wouldn’t start pissing on the fence when there are people with cameras around. But then again – when you have to go, you got to go. Maybe he had a few pints of Guinness before hand and needed to take a piss desperately. I know when I need to pee, I don’t care who the fuck is around. I don’t wait for my bladder to explode, I pull down the pants and unleash the golden shower on the environment. Shockingly, even Prince William is a human and needs to pee after a dozen pints of Guinness.
Enough talking, what do you think? Is this a real picture of Prince William’s penis or not. The top is his, maybe someone’s just pulling a joke and photoshopped somebody else’s penis on his body.


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