Verne Troyer Sex Tape (Mini Me from Austin Powers)

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Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Verne Troyer is one of the most famous dwarfs, having stared as Mini Me in Austin Powers but also was in Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone and of course in unforgettable Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (starring Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson). Verne Troyer only had a small role of a waiter, but he was there. And now there allegedly is a Verne Troyer Sex Tape and I know what you're thinking - same as me, right? Just how "mini" is Mini Me where penis is supposed to be. US entertainment portal TMZ has a brief preview of Verne Troyer Sex Tape in which Mini Me shares a passionate French kiss with his girlfriend (at the time) and then sticks out a giant, slimy tongue to tongue her mouth like it was vagina. Verne you don't fucking do it that way, you stick your tongue out when she sits on your face, damn it. This shit better be worth it cause I'm gonna watch a dwarf fuck. He better unload a giant cum load on her face or I'm gonna demand my money back. The rumor has it that Kevin Blatt, the douche who made a killing brokering Paris Hilton sex tape One Night in Paris is brokering Verne Troyer Sex Tape too. Reported asking price - $100 000. Shit, he missed like two zeroes there or something. Comon now, it's fucking Mini Me fucking some broad. He didn't get much form nature in body built, it's sure compensated for in pubic area. His penis must be enormous. Hopefully human enormous, not dwarf enormous. Anyway, if you haven't puked yet, get a warm up preview of the hottest celebrity sex tape of the century, the Mini Me from Austin Powers doing naughty things HERE
	Jun 25, 2008 at 5:06 pm
flora_tink southern US Age: 22 Posts: 2261	LMAO!! omg i had NO idea he was in HP!!
	Jun 25, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Jason Virginia/Washington, DC Age: 34 Posts: 1669	Note to self: Never have a camera around when having sex. Because it'll end up on the internet.
	Jun 25, 2008 at 8:49 pm
BlackCat Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 259	That's something you don't get to see every day - a Mini-Me sex tape. Now I've seen it all.....
	Jun 26, 2008 at 12:40 am
joltek Red Deer Age: 29 Posts: 90	AAAARRRGGHHH! The goggle .....They do nothing. It's nothing graphic, the way he stick out his tongue is just creepy.
	Jun 26, 2008 at 2:29 am
tuesday LaLa Land Age: 39 Posts: 77	Yeah, the tongue thing totally creeped me out. In fact, it made me vomit a little in my mouth.
	Jun 26, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Caltaz USA Age: 40 Posts: 1208	tuesday wrote: ... vomit a little in my mouth. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuck ...
	Jun 26, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Verne Troyer is suing TMZ for violation of his privacy and copyright and trademark infringement after portion of his sex tape was published on their website. The $20 million dollar lawsuit was filed by Verne Troyer after the sex tape was stolen and presented to douche Kevin Blatt who got Paris Hilton Sex Tape via some unspoken channels. Aside from $20 million in damages (fucking awesome, that would have me set - how do I get my sex tape on TMZ so I can sue them?) Verne Troyer demands an injunction s further distribution of the sex tape is prohibited. That dwarf is pissed. I'm telling ya, don't mess with Mini-Me.
	Jun 26, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Tender Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 736	After playing Mini Me in Austin Powers, the sex tape is without doubt the biggest boost in Verne Troyer's career.
	Jun 26, 2008 at 9:46 pm
leaf US Age: 33 Posts: 47	The sanctity of something has just been broken. I don't know what it is, but I'm sure it's broken.
	Jun 27, 2008 at 4:45 am
BlackCat Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 259	Everybody has a sex tape. Even Mini Me now. Would have never expected this to happen.
	Jun 27, 2008 at 12:23 pm
tuesday LaLa Land Age: 39 Posts: 77	Im not trying to dis little people or anything... but just the thought of him on top of me gives me the heeby jeebies. and that creepy tongue thing? no way. i dont know how anybody could do it.
	Jun 27, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	I find tongue sucking form this video really creepy too, but come to think of it, we all do it, we just don't see ourselves on a tape so it seems natural in the heat of sexy times. Verne Troyer looks creepy exponent two though with his tongue
	Jun 27, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Chocolate Edmonton Age: 24 Posts: 369	LOL, do you think this picture of Verne Troyer is real? Do you think this is the real shoe that's half the size of his body? Or is it just a photography prop to make him look really tiny?
	Jun 27, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Wannabe Antarctica Age: 22 Posts: 312	That could be an actual shoe of some giant basketball player. Size 14 or some.
	Jun 28, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Verne Troyer's media stunt worked - he filed a lawsuit against TMZ and Kevin Blatt for releasing part of his sex tape and the judge now ordered that the sex tape stays on line. It's not like anything else could have possibly happened. That was the idea anyway. Verne Troyer wanted more publicity for his sex tape, he got it. But he also wanted the tape to stay, cause it's all just a game to make money when the business is stagnant. And it looks like Verne Troyer needs some $$$$$
	Jul 3, 2008 at 10:39 am

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