Brooke Mueller - Bikini Pictures of Charlie Sheen Hot Wife

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Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	That tool Charlie Sheen seriously scored himself a hot wife. Meet Broke Mueller - 29 year old failed actress turned successful real estate agent. She's a hot piece of ass with very sexy feet and massive camel toe hiding under that orange bikini. I like girls who don't squeeze their legs together like they're trying to crush walnuts with their thighs, but instead spread them wide open to show us what heir vagina's look like. Who doesn't like the sight of a spread wide open pussy even if it's covered with bikini bottom? You can't see the cervix, but you can near smell it. Look at that picture above and smell the vagina of Brooke Mueller. Can you smell it? Or is it just me who developed this fine skill? So what's a hot piece of ass like Brooke Mueller doing polishing ugly penis head like that of Charlie Sheen you ask? I'm just as puzzled myself. How did he score that ass? He's such a tool. They're married now, BTW. Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller got married on May 30 this year - yeah, that's pretty recent. Their asses are just on the cover of OK Magazine. The two have been engaged since July 2007 and finally got married. Charlie Sheen was married twice before and each time it was a disaster. Marriage with Donna Peele only lasted one year and the one with Denise Richards still involves legal disputes. And now he married Brooke Mueller. I'm guessing he let his sperm out unknowingly and knocked this hot ass up. Being an experienced realtor, he kind of didn't feel like paying royalties people in this profession are used to so he married the hot ass. Not really, I made that shit up. I don't know what happened, but she's one ht chica. They are on a honeymoon in Costa Rica right now and probably fucking day and night while me and you have to go to work. Life's not fucking fair. Charlie Sheen gets to fuck Brooke Mueller in the ass and I have to go to work. WTF? BTW... her orange bikini sucks. Who the fuck wears bikini like that? Unless you're a 12 year old pre pubescent little kid forced to wear that shit by your folks, you don't dress up in crap like this. Not in Costa Rica. Mind you, maybe it works as a repellent for local tsetse lies. Fuck,I'm talking too much again. Here're more pictures of Brooke Mueller in orange Bikini during her honeymoon in Costa Rica with Charlie Sheen. Would you hit that ass? Don't forget Charlie Sheen spent $22k for sex with world's most famous hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre
	Jun 4, 2008 at 7:58 pm
FergusMaximus Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil Age: 25 Posts: 1514	Very nice...
	Jun 4, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	Charlie Sheen scored himself a hot wife. Well, I just wish them luck in marriage so it works out well between them.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 9:49 pm
M4rk Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1160	have you seen denise richards new show? it's pretty annoying.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Haven't seen it, what is it about? I saw the video with he coming to some journalist who wrote something about her, sat in her office and bitched at her, then called her a cunt. She's got such an awesome vocabulary...
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:02 pm
M4rk Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1160	Angie wrote: Haven't seen it, what is it about? I saw the video with he coming to some journalist who wrote something about her, sat in her office and bitched at her, then called her a cunt. She's got such an awesome vocabulary... it's just about her life. mostly her whining about how guys always bring up the fact that she was in wild things. and how hot she is. and then about her pigs. and her dad made her give up expensive shoes because she swore too much. she gave them to goodwill. oh and how everyone doesn't know the 'true story' about her and charlie.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	LOL, sounds like a pretty stupid show. She must be in if a station gave her her own show about herself.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:07 pm
flora_tink southern US Age: 22 Posts: 2261	the orange is a turn-off. lol and i can't really see her face with the shades on
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Tender Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 736	What's up with celebrities lately wearing all those really bad bikini all the time, that don't complement their figure and/or overall look atrocious?
	Jun 5, 2008 at 12:31 am
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	Bloody awful, Angie. How the hell do you get access to pictures before they are even published on the net. This is a red hot news and those wedding pics were only published on OK website today. Anyway, Charley Sheen said that his first wedding "was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal." Congrats to him if he really feels this way. I wouldn't bet more than 6-8 months till they file for divorce. Wander what he's gonna name this wedding next time he gets married. BTW, does anybody else find Brooke Mueller a hot tranny?
	Jun 5, 2008 at 8:55 am
IndieVixen Red Deer Age: 31 Posts: 373	Here's the honeymoon picture of both of them. While Brooke Mueller looks adorable, Charley Sheen looks like a plastic doll with broken neck. He's a weirdo. Brooke denied rumors that she was knocked up, but they do that all the time. She also said that they would like triplets when the time comes. Wooh, shit loads of kids.
	Jun 5, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	LOL, Charlie Sheen looks like he's got a giant vibrating dildo ripping his ass apart but he's determined to hold it
	Jun 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm
M4rk Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1160	hahahah he does!!! i think that orange is a sick color as well.. but i think she can really pull it off.
	Jun 5, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Lozzle Lethbridge Age: 24 Posts: 488	Tender wrote: What's up with celebrities lately wearing all those really bad bikini all the time, that don't complement their figure and/or overall look atrocious? Purely to be watched.. you ever hear the phrase "No press is bad press" I don't agree but some people do.
	Jun 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm
FergusMaximus Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil Age: 25 Posts: 1514	Lila wrote: LOL, Charlie Sheen looks like he's got a giant vibrating dildo ripping his ass apart but he's determined to hold it You have one hell of an imagination my friend.
	Jun 5, 2008 at 7:14 pm
delicon Edmonton Age: 30 Posts: 330	FergusMaximus wrote: You have one hell of an imagination my friend. LOL, you got to admit he does look like that. If there was a thought buble photoshopped, it should say "Yeah, that's the spot. That's the prostate. Don't stop!"
	Jun 5, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Wannabe Antarctica Age: 22 Posts: 312	The only worse thing than being talked about is not being talked about. Celebrities know it. That's why they always stir waters when the flame around them is going out.
	Jun 6, 2008 at 12:39 am

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