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Johnny Rotten Had His Benchmark Teeth Fixed for $22k

Angie
Angie
Calgary
Age: 23
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Uber sexy smile of Sex Pistols lead singer Johnny Rotten is "rotten" no more. John Lydon - as if his normal name had his banchmark teeth fixed but retaining the cock hole (I made that up, I thought that's a cool spot to suck someone's cock through). Johnny flew all the way to Los Angeles and paid $22k to get his rotting teeth fixed.

He says that his teeth were deteriorating to the point that his entire body was suffering and he was forced to get the shit fixed. Now he allegedly has pearly whites, but still (allegedly) has his hole there. Just the rotten stuff was replaced with pearly whites.

Now that Johnny Rotten's rotten teeth are dead, is punk dead too?
Jun 4, 2008 at 12:21 am 
FergusMaximus
FergusMaximus
Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil
Age: 25
Posts: 1514
I wonder why British people are always stereotyped to have bad teeth.
Jun 4, 2008 at 12:34 am 
flora_tink
flora_tink
southern US
Age: 22
Posts: 2261
why is he teeth so bad??
Jun 4, 2008 at 12:59 am 
anamaria
anamaria
Calgary
Age: 21
Posts: 538
I guess unlike Kurt Cobain, Johnny Rotten decided to fade away rather than burn out. Punk is not dead, Punk is like a hard on - you get it and ride with it while you're young and then when you get old, you move on so other young punks can get their share of fun. And I wanna be an anarchist, I get pissed, destroy!
Jun 4, 2008 at 8:39 am 
Tender
Tender
Edmonton
Age: 27
Posts: 736
Well that sucks. So what is he gonna call himself now? Johnny Sparkle?
Jun 5, 2008 at 12:28 am 
Lila
Lila
Edmonton
Age: 26
Posts: 1184
British celebrities without their signature bad teeth would look just awful. Imagine Amy Winehouse would have shiny bright whites instead of her rotting teeth and gums. That would look totally unnatural. Or Pete Doherty. Healthy teeth somehow don't go together with British celebs
Jun 5, 2008 at 8:37 am 
IndieVixen
IndieVixen
Red Deer
Age: 31
Posts: 371
I saw several interviews with Johnny Rotten and he's an incredibly funny guy
Jun 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm 
YellowFrog
YellowFrog
Vegreville
Age: 22
Posts: 300
Wow, that's a scary smile. He sure aged from what I remember him.
Jun 5, 2008 at 9:41 pm 
Wannabe
Wannabe
Antarctica
Age: 22
Posts: 312
I think North Americans are obsessed with their teeth. Dentists are some of the busiest and best earning professions here because people always get their teeth fixed. That's why you see so many bright white smiles in North America and so many rotten teeth across the big pond.
Jun 6, 2008 at 12:33 am 
FergusMaximus
FergusMaximus
Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil
Age: 25
Posts: 1514
Wannabe wrote:
I think North Americans are obsessed with their teeth. Dentists are some of the busiest and best earning professions here because people always get their teeth fixed. That's why you see so many bright white smiles in North America and so many rotten teeth across the big pond.


Either that or we use a toothbrush.
Jun 6, 2008 at 12:37 am 
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