Mario Lopez Shirtless Pictures - Crazy Abs, no Penis

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Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Dude, Mario Lopez has some crazy mofo abs he does. These are the shirtless pictures of this hunk of a man from last nights edition of EXTRA. Where's penis though? I want to see what penis comes with those abs Mario Lopez is a Broadway star, having also had appearances in some TV series. He presently hosts some gay reality show on MTV. I totally don't like his gay smirk he bears on his stupid face, but cut off his face and you have one hell of a hot shirtless (and headless) twink. I'll lick those abs and then sit on them and rub my anal cavity against them. Those things have got to cure hemorrhoids they are so awesome. Bet ya he can fist you with just his abs. That would be like ultimate sexual experience. I'm guessing he must have rubbed his brown asshole against loose asshole of some Broadway executive to be getting all those roles (A Chorus Line allegedly is the latest) because the twink can't act worth shit. But he looks good. And if he can deliver some pleasurable gay ass rubbing, the success is guaranteed. He's a great example of how talentless and useless can still be successful, rich and admired for as long as they look hot shirtless (Angelina Jolie is a vagina version of talentless and useless but good looking shirtless with head cut off, same as Mario Lopez in penis version).
	May 2, 2008 at 10:28 am
BlackCat Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 259	Good abs, but... steroid produced abs are about as glorifying as starved to death anorexic cat walk models. Abs like that are always sexy and a treat to look at, but knowing they're chemical enhanced makes me understand why so many guys say that fake boobs are gross and that naturals are always nicer, regardless of size or shape. Plastic surgeons can make your breasts look near "perfect" but you ask men and you find that they don't care about them looking perfect. They will like them natural. Same with these abs. Steroids and hormones will make them look "perfect" but I would much rather have a real man. Mario Lopez is a mass produce of crazy times we live in. But do you know what he's gonna look like when the enhancement drugs he's taking wear off? Gravity will make his skin sag more than old woman's tits turning once hot shirtless Mario Lopez into a hideous hang over skin walking skeleton that went through meat grinder. Don't worry about your body. Make your soul be beautiful and then you will be loved regardless of age
	May 2, 2008 at 11:00 am
flora_tink southern US Age: 22 Posts: 2261	i think he's very cute ^^ but i HATE his abs cuz i hate muscles *shudders* ahh well he was the only one that turned up hott from saved by the bell
	May 2, 2008 at 11:17 am
anamaria Calgary Age: 22 Posts: 538	All right, so he's got him some abs, but does he have an ass?
	May 2, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Jason Virginia/Washington, DC Age: 34 Posts: 1669	anamaria wrote: ... but does he have an ass? I like to think I do. Wanna see?
	May 2, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Viper_N_Kiss BkLyN Age: 38 Posts: 708	My bestfriend tells me he also got an uncut penis so that should make some of u foreskin fettished ladies cream ur panties more lol
	May 3, 2008 at 12:05 am
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	I don't know about that. There's more to a man than his penis. Just as there is more to a man than his abs. These things are hot to look at, but if you're a dumbass, it wouldn't matter even if you had the hottest penis in the world. Unless of course your name is Ron Jeremy of course No really, Mario Lopez obviously has some super wicked abs, but it's still just something that's hot to look at. It just about ends there.
	May 3, 2008 at 12:29 am
Viper_N_Kiss BkLyN Age: 38 Posts: 708	Angie wrote: I don't know about that. There's more to a man than his penis. Just as there is more to a man than his abs. These things are hot to look at, but if you're a dumbass, it wouldn't matter even if you had the hottest penis in the world. I give u that, like there is more to a woman than the hottest body or biggest tits in the world, but if shes a dumb bitch it dont matter, well then again it might for a while lol.. I know what ur sayin though, thats why my wife is the full package.. tits, body, and brains..
	May 3, 2008 at 12:35 am
Chocolate Edmonton Age: 24 Posts: 369	You could look at it this way - who would you rather be with? A nice guy who cares about you but doesn't have comparable abs, or an asshole who is abusive and cheats on you but has perfect abs? If a boy makes me feel happy and comfortable when I'm with him, I wouldn't care what his penis looks like.
	May 3, 2008 at 12:45 am
DarkDream Salt Lake City Age: 21 Posts: 322	I'm not into steroid doped, gym obsessed men in the slightest. All these idiots do whole day is look at themselves in the mirror and admire how perfect their body looks. How awesome their abs are except that they can't see how empty their heads are, unless they have magical mirrors. I will gladly look at pictures of crazy abs, like this douche Mario Lopez has, but after one look, I'm pretty much done with that person. No increased interest whatsoever.
	May 3, 2008 at 3:00 pm
JGroovyman Edmonton Age: 47 Posts: 286	Chocolate wrote: You could look at it this way - who would you rather be with? A nice guy who cares about you but doesn't have comparable abs, or an asshole who is abusive and cheats on you but has perfect abs? If a boy makes me feel happy and comfortable when I'm with him, I wouldn't care what his penis looks like. Will you marry me? hahaha....kidding of course. I wish more women were like you.
	May 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	He's got incredibly annoying face. It's one of those "yeah baby, I can have anyone I want" type of annyong man faces. I wouldn't give the slightest shit about his abs with this type of face and attitude. He can go and masturbate his own ass cause that's about all he's good for. I have a bad feeling he's going to be posing for more shirtless pictures. He's built up pretty good abs and even though it means absolutely nothing, he's still gonna continue showing it off at nauseum. Isn't name Mario Lopez associated with Karina Smirnoff or something?
	May 3, 2008 at 4:26 pm

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