Angie
Calgary
Age: 23
Posts: 4736
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In a storm of celebrity sex tapes surfacing big time lately, a breath of fresh air hit the waves of t3h interweb today. Ugliest, most useless and completely talentless winner of the most obnoxious mug in Hollywood – Angelina Jolie is said to have a drug tape in which she does heroin. Not a big deal, right – and I agree… it’s nothing. But it’s cool cause it’s not a sex tape, it’s a fucking drug tape.
Angelina Jolie has been getting off on saving poor orphans from third world countries and adopting them, just to make herself look cool in the eyes of public, and maybe she’s been hoping for a painting of her obnoxious mug with a halo around her annoying face and now this.
I have to give her kudos, though, because she’s admitted several times in the past that she’d done drugs, including heroine, LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy and jenkem… actually, I made that jenkem shit up, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she applied that dump shit on her face, cause that’s the only way I can explain that ridiculously annoying look on her face she permanently wears.
The Angelina Jolie Doing Heroin Drug Tape claim was brought up by the National Enquirer, so the authenticity is rather disputable, but they occasionally bring reliable news, so who knows. The tape is from the 90’s and the owner is looking to sell it and make some pocket change at it. Maybe he/she needs cash for heroin, cause Angelina Jolie smoked all of his. The owner is asking for $70 000 for the tape. What’s up with that? Why not ask for more, damn it. It’s Hollywood’s most obnoxious mug we’re talking about. It’s her royal annoyance Angelina Jolie. Offer it to the high bidder. There’s enough clueless losers with money out there. Someone’s bound to pay a million dollars to watch this ugly shit face snort some heroin.
The National Enquirer reports that the video contains Angelina Jolie snorting and smoking heroin with some of her friends (I’m surprised she’d have friends with that obnoxious face) before her stupid face made her famous.
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