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Angelina Jolie Doing Heroin Drug Tape

Angie
Angie
Calgary
Age: 27
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In a storm of celebrity sex tapes surfacing big time lately, a breath of fresh air hit the waves of t3h interweb today. Ugliest, most useless and completely talentless winner of the most obnoxious mug in Hollywood – Angelina Jolie is said to have a drug tape in which she does heroin. Not a big deal, right – and I agree… it’s nothing. But it’s cool cause it’s not a sex tape, it’s a fucking drug tape.

Angelina Jolie has been getting off on saving poor orphans from third world countries and adopting them, just to make herself look cool in the eyes of public, and maybe she’s been hoping for a painting of her obnoxious mug with a halo around her annoying face and now this.

I have to give her kudos, though, because she’s admitted several times in the past that she’d done drugs, including heroine, LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy and jenkem… actually, I made that jenkem shit up, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she applied that dump shit on her face, cause that’s the only way I can explain that ridiculously annoying look on her face she permanently wears.

The Angelina Jolie Doing Heroin Drug Tape claim was brought up by the National Enquirer, so the authenticity is rather disputable, but they occasionally bring reliable news, so who knows. The tape is from the 90’s and the owner is looking to sell it and make some pocket change at it. Maybe he/she needs cash for heroin, cause Angelina Jolie smoked all of his. The owner is asking for $70 000 for the tape. What’s up with that? Why not ask for more, damn it. It’s Hollywood’s most obnoxious mug we’re talking about. It’s her royal annoyance Angelina Jolie. Offer it to the high bidder. There’s enough clueless losers with money out there. Someone’s bound to pay a million dollars to watch this ugly shit face snort some heroin.

The National Enquirer reports that the video contains Angelina Jolie snorting and smoking heroin with some of her friends (I’m surprised she’d have friends with that obnoxious face) before her stupid face made her famous.
Apr 30, 2008 at 7:15 pm 
Raynaud
Raynaud
southern US
Age: 26
Posts: 2261
*tsk*tsk*
too bad it's not a milder drug,

Apr 30, 2008 at 7:22 pm 
anamaria
anamaria
Calgary
Age: 26
Posts: 537
Angelina Jolie stays true to her legacy and even her past is full of attempts at protecting children. She was trying to use up all the heroin in the world so poor children don't need to deal with it.
Apr 30, 2008 at 8:21 pm 
Babie
Babie
Fort McMurray
Age: 25
Posts: 73
Well, I don't think a heroin drug tape is gonna hurt Angelina Jolie, since she was honest about her past in previous interviews. That makes it much easier for you should any funny story or a tape surface few years down the road.

I'm not particularly a fan of Angelina Jolie, but I don't mind her either. I certainly don't get where the obsession comes from, seeing how many people consider her a sex symbol.
Apr 30, 2008 at 8:39 pm 
BlackCat
BlackCat
Edmonton
Age: 29
Posts: 258
I think this time is long gone. Nobody gives a shit about Angelina Jolie anymore. People grew up and can tell that she's not sexy.
Apr 30, 2008 at 9:24 pm 
IndieVixen
IndieVixen
Red Deer
Age: 35
Posts: 373
When Angelina Jolie was 15, her boyfriend moved in with her. She must have lost her virginity when she was 8.
Apr 30, 2008 at 9:35 pm 
FergusMaximus
FergusMaximus
Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil
Age: 29
Posts: 1512
Always with the Jolie bashing...
Apr 30, 2008 at 10:26 pm 
Lila
Lila
Edmonton
Age: 30
Posts: 1205
There always is a tape. Whether it's a sex tape or a drug tape - every celebrity has got to have a tape that will surface in time. No big deal for Angelina Jolie, obviously.
Apr 30, 2008 at 11:45 pm 
YellowFrog
YellowFrog
Vegreville
Age: 26
Posts: 311
Seeing this picture, I can only confirm that she does look insanely horrid. She's had several nose surgeries - you can tell that when you compare pictures form different times of her life. Her lips look ridiculous. I couldn't even kiss that shit cause I'd freak me out. Plus she has a history of stealing men form other women and being a whore. Such an awesome person, isn't she.

I don't have a problem with her having a heroin drug tape though. We've all done stupid shit, including drugs. And heroin only goes with her skanky past anyway. Such is life of Angelina Jolie.
May 1, 2008 at 9:06 am 
Lila
Lila
Edmonton
Age: 30
Posts: 1205
Maybe that's why she's got fat lip. Heroin made them swell
May 1, 2008 at 2:02 pm 
Raynaud
Raynaud
southern US
Age: 26
Posts: 2261


daaaaannnnngggg
she looks to' up from the neck up!
XD
May 1, 2008 at 9:12 pm 
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