 Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4732 |
That's right. It's Casey Aldridge bitch, the douche that knocked up Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn Spears. What a loser... I wander if he fucked her up the ass too, or just the vagina?
So who the fuck is Casey Aldridge again? Well, let's see. What we know is that he looks like a douche, probably homosexual who just wanted to get into pants of a celebrity so his real affection for men was put aside. He wears this gay blond hair to match Jamie Lynn and wears it over his eyebrows to fit the lame crowd. He probably likes fucking in the ass cause that comes to likes of him naturally, but he clearly forgot to realize that girls are not like boys. Girls can get pregnant you douche. Even if you fuck her in the ass... I'm just kidding. He actually looks attractive. He's tall, slim and appears down to earth. I'm a douche, not him 

Casey Aldridge is six feet two inches tall. He's a tall motherfocker. Him and Jamie Lynn met at church. Surely they make their fellow believers proud. And I hope he knows a good lawyer, he might need one...
Casey Aldridge works as a pipe layer... well, he laid one pipe and now he's going to a dad it seems. Experience counts for sure. Knowing how to handle your pipe is important, but knowing if they leak could save you from troubles in the future. Somehow he must have called in sick and missed this important lesson.
One funny news about Casey Aldridge came to light just about now. I don't have it verified so take it with a grain of salt. Apparently this is Casey Aldridge's myspace page and if you look at what it says, you will see:
"Me and Jamie are over"
LOL, what the fuck? So much love and they break up? It appears Jamie Lynn may have broken up with the douche yet before Thanksgiving. I totally like making hypothetical assumptions - let's make one. What if Casey Aldridge is not the father of Jamie Lynn's baby??? Hahaha, wouldn't that be totally awesome. Spears' family afterall, isn't it?

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