Welcome, Guest ! Login

Types of Pussy

Kitty
Kitty
Edmonton
Age: 29
Posts: 343
i thought this was funny

1. Expensive Pussy
Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category.

Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.

Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.

2. Cheap Pussy
Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap Pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shake it off.

Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon thus ruining it. Often not worth it.

3. Hired Pussy
Found in the Hollywood area of Southern California and in every other large city in the US and abroad. Recognized by scanty clothes and come-hither looks. Expense varies greatly with the quality. The difference between Hired Pussy and Expensive Pussy is that the money is up-front.

Advantages: You don't have to stick around, won't tell your girlfriend, doesn't care who you are or what you look like, often very experienced, usually cheaper than Expensive Pussy.

Disadvantages: More expensive than Cheap Pussy in the long run, risk of disease is high, is illegal in most areas and the risk of jail time is high. Often not worth it.

4. Virgin Pussy
This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin Pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually into using birth control which can cause "accidents", can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.

5. Nympho Pussy
Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Advantages: Will send you into la-la land, will try anything once.

Disadvantages: You are probably not the only one, thus disease risk can be high, will tire you out and ask for more, can be unstable, will not give a steady relationship. Often not worth it.

6. Frigid Pussy
Less rare. See (4) for recognition. Difference is that this Pussy will not yield no matter what. Any expense involved is simply wasted (unless you are into real frustration).

Advantages: There are no advantages.

Disadvantages: Too many to list here. Best to stay away once recognized. Never worth it.

7. Innocent Nympho Pussy
Rare. Recognized by being in a small, sweet, innocent package which you would never in a million years think would give in, but when it does, you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often mistaken for (4). Expense varies, but usually falls into the cheaper category.

Advantages: The surprise is blissful. Always worth it. Keep it if you can.

Disadvantages: If (4) is mistaken for (7), serious consequences may result. May or may not be faithful.

8. Party Pussy
Found at bars and at parties. Recognized by glass of wine in hand and bloodshot eyes. Will engage in group festivities while completely ripped. Expense usually covers drinks. Make sure you are not ripped as to better enjoy the experience.

Advantages: Easy to obtain unless you are real unlucky. Be sure to say the right things.

Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not usually remain faithful, the Support System may tend to puke all over you. Often not worth it.

9. Nutsy Pussy
Support System has psychological problems. Recognized by the fact that she will go out with you, then spill her problems on you. May tend to kill you while you sleep. Gives in for no apparent reason.. Usually found as a quiet co-worker.

Advantages: Easy.
Disadvantages: Never really worth it.

Mar 7, 2007 at 10:34 pm 
Angie
Angie
Calgary
Age: 27
Posts: 4774
Kitty wrote:


1. Expensive Pussy
Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of good pussy falls into this category.

Advantages: If you can afford it, it will be great.

Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of checking account depletion. Often not worth it.



I found this to be the case too. Good pussy is hard to find these days. Most expensive pussies are definitley not worth it... but where does a girl go to find a quality pussy?

PS - really enjoyed reading. Nice collection
Mar 7, 2007 at 11:33 pm 
Dave
Dave
Calgary
Age: 28
Posts: 363
So essentially none of them are worth it. That's a fairly true to life example.

And people looked at me crazy when I said girls were a perk in life, not a necessity.
Mar 8, 2007 at 8:53 am 
Channy
Channy
Edmonton
Age: 29
Posts: 1307
im an inncoent nympho pussy... iam always worth it... that rocks... damn... i rock..
Mar 8, 2007 at 5:15 pm 
Viper
Viper
Edmonton
Age: 27
Posts: 196
2. Cheap Pussy
Very rare. Usually comes in the form of a girlfriend of yours who will not go away no matter what you do. Cheap Pussy can be recognized by the following - she will often pay for dinner, understands when you are broke, calls every day, wants it constantly, easily hurt, but shake it off.

Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed, loving, will try anything once and sometimes twice. You're lucky if you find this.

Disadvantages: Won't go away, possessive, bugs you all the time, can keep you from the tasks of finding other pussy, will eventually want to get married and/or have children soon thus ruining it. Often not worth it.


lol every things true but the rare part lol they are every were lol
Mar 8, 2007 at 7:03 pm 
Dave
Dave
Calgary
Age: 28
Posts: 363
Viper wrote:



lol every things true but the rare part lol they are every were lol


You could say that about almost all of them lol It's not like there's a lack of girls out there... you can go anywhere and find one. Most often, in my opinion, the end doesn't justify the means.
Mar 8, 2007 at 9:04 pm 
Jason
Jason
Virginia/Washington, DC
Age: 38
Posts: 1702
Channy wrote:
im an inncoent nympho pussy... iam always worth it... that rocks... damn... i rock..


*RAWR!*
Mar 8, 2007 at 10:38 pm 
Bunny
Bunny
Edmonton
Age: 26
Posts: 1607
I would be number 5....
Mar 9, 2007 at 2:38 am 
Channy
Channy
Edmonton
Age: 29
Posts: 1307
Jason wrote:
Channy wrote:
im an inncoent nympho pussy... iam always worth it... that rocks... damn... i rock..


*RAWR!*

sorry... taken, but you were right up there on the list i promise...
Mar 10, 2007 at 9:20 am 
Jason
Jason
Virginia/Washington, DC
Age: 38
Posts: 1702
That's ok, Channy. Thanks for the consideration, anyways. Best of luck with Mr. Lucky Duck.
Mar 10, 2007 at 9:41 pm 
Channy
Channy
Edmonton
Age: 29
Posts: 1307
Aw now you've made alan gloat, thanks a lot. lol.
Mar 11, 2007 at 4:31 pm 
Nina
Nina
Caribbean
Age: 24
Posts: 1177
hmm,well just bored so i decided to bump an old ass thread, sorry guys=(

but it is actually interesting with all the different types,lol.
i'm not sure where i would fall, cal would prob know tho.
Dec 14, 2008 at 9:56 pm 
Red_Queen
Red_Queen
Edmonton
Age: 30
Posts: 158
I'm #7, Innocent Nympho Pussy
I am small (5'2" 105lbs), sweet (if you don't piss me off), and a nympho.
Dec 16, 2008 at 5:16 pm 
Jill
Jill
USA
Age: 27
Posts: 2211
steps up to the counter...I'll order a #7 in Red Queen, please
Dec 16, 2008 at 5:23 pm 
Red_Queen
Red_Queen
Edmonton
Age: 30
Posts: 158
Cumming right up
Dec 16, 2008 at 6:02 pm 
Jill
Jill
USA
Age: 27
Posts: 2211
service with a smile
Dec 16, 2008 at 6:04 pm 
Nina
Nina
Caribbean
Age: 24
Posts: 1177
oo we ordering out now?
cant i just get a sample from the whole menu?=)
Dec 16, 2008 at 6:18 pm 
Jill
Jill
USA
Age: 27
Posts: 2211
I'm all for a buffet of Nina, Red Queen, and Lisa
Dec 16, 2008 at 6:26 pm 
Jason
Jason
Virginia/Washington, DC
Age: 38
Posts: 1702
Can I get some to eat in?
Dec 16, 2008 at 7:42 pm 
Starlite
Starlite
venus
Age: 30
Posts: 2639
Jill wrote:
I'm all for a buffet of Nina, Red Queen, and Lisa

watchout for what you wish for
we might be too much for you
and {kill you
Dec 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm 
Red_Queen
Red_Queen
Edmonton
Age: 30
Posts: 158
According to my brother (okay he's not really my brother but we've known each other since we were 1 and grew up in similar fucked up situations so I call him my brother) I am a succubus so there may a possibility of death. But I'm willing to take that risk if you are.
Dec 17, 2008 at 6:19 pm 
Jill
Jill
USA
Age: 27
Posts: 2211
hell of a way to die. let me turn on some black sabbath and then have a slice while it's still warm
Dec 17, 2008 at 6:32 pm 
Nina
Nina
Caribbean
Age: 24
Posts: 1177
ooo, i'll just nibble a lil from everyone=)
but red queen is a succubus!*gasp*
look on my pics and see what one did jill,aka power girl=)

*takes a second helping and hides from jill*
Dec 17, 2008 at 6:47 pm 
Jill
Jill
USA
Age: 27
Posts: 2211
that's power girl's problem meantime it's time for a Nina, Lisa, and Red Queen buffet
Dec 17, 2008 at 6:54 pm 
Raynaud
Raynaud
southern US
Age: 26
Posts: 2261
virgin pussy
Dec 17, 2008 at 8:39 pm 
fido_alive
fido_alive
Minneapolis, MN
Age: 40
Posts: 1939
flora_tink wrote:
virgin pussy


Me too.
Dec 17, 2008 at 8:46 pm 
Nina
Nina
Caribbean
Age: 24
Posts: 1177
calling taste tester jill to the floor to sample the magnificent dishes all exotic...

Dec 17, 2008 at 10:11 pm 
babathedon
babathedon
christchurch
Age: 34
Posts: 1
Nina wrote:
calling taste tester jill to the floor to sample the magnificent dishes all exotic...


thats true.... i would like to see the list of pussies
Dec 31, 2008 at 8:05 pm 
Starlite
Starlite
venus
Age: 30
Posts: 2639
dude you're built nice
but you can't use that as your main picture
Dec 31, 2008 at 8:45 pm 
Jill
Jill
USA
Age: 27
Posts: 2211
I like it when Lisa takes charge of a situation. You can see the flame in her eyes and her nipples get perky
Jan 1, 2009 at 11:24 am 
bagpus1966
bagpus1966
Drunkville
Age: 48
Posts: 597
my fav type of pussy ....


Jan 3, 2009 at 6:39 am 
Jill
Jill
USA
Age: 27
Posts: 2211
either my eyes are playing tricks on me, or that's elizabeth montgomery....now I've got the Bewitched theme stuck in my brain
Jan 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm 
fido_alive
fido_alive
Minneapolis, MN
Age: 40
Posts: 1939
bagpus1966 wrote:
my fav type of pussy ....



C sections left brutal scars in the old days...
Jan 3, 2009 at 2:27 pm 
bagpus1966
bagpus1966
Drunkville
Age: 48
Posts: 597
Honor Blackman
Gorgeous lady

Jan 4, 2009 at 8:44 am 
Nina
Nina
Caribbean
Age: 24
Posts: 1177
well,what about a pet pussy?
i mean a kitten>.<
i have a kinda grey one i call thunder cuz of the stripes=)
Jan 5, 2009 at 9:34 pm 
bagpus1966
bagpus1966
Drunkville
Age: 48
Posts: 597
Nina
I have a big fat white girl pussy cat called Purdey ...
Jan 6, 2009 at 7:42 am 
CherryGirl69
CherryGirl69
manchester
Age: 23
Posts: 91
I am number FIVE

Cherry x x x
Jun 17, 2010 at 11:07 am 
Bunny
Bunny
Edmonton
Age: 26
Posts: 1607
I'm aiming to be a number 7 now a days... still end up being a number 5 DAMN IT!
Jun 18, 2010 at 2:01 am 
FIREMAN
FIREMAN
mid west USA
Age: 39
Posts: 474
i just like pussy, so as long as it is clean shaven, i am ready to cum to dinner!
Jun 22, 2010 at 11:10 am 
AsianHunk
AsianHunk
Hinton
Age: 28
Posts: 5
I love number 5! Anyone here? Hope number 5 likes me too lol

Jun 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm 
TasteBuds
TasteBuds
Edmonton
Age: 39
Posts: 7
I have seen 9 , stuck with 8 earlier before....Looking for 7 ......Hmmm Nice Number 7 ...I love you.....


Jun 26, 2010 at 3:58 am 
DiaGeo
DiaGeo
Calgary
Age: 47
Posts: 126
One that was missed
Me....Pretty Rich Pussy

Advantages. Don't need to wait for a Guy to take me out. When we go out he is always proud of my looks. And is so caught when they sleep with me. Not dependent on a guy for my support or well-being. Lots of offers.

Disadvantage: My looks and my intelligence. My ability to tell a nutcase Prince to get lost. Lots of unwarranted offers.
Aug 11, 2010 at 5:32 pm 
carl606
carl606
cheshire/uk
Age: 41
Posts: 36
DiaGeo wrote:

Me....Pretty Rich Pussy

.


I think of a rich pussy as something you can't have , unless your rich your self.
I love posh women or rich women, and wonder what there pussies are like, but really there the same as any other girl.
Nov 18, 2010 at 2:12 am 
temo
temo
Edmonton
Age: 42
Posts: 6
Why discriminate - I don't care how rich of pussy it is - It is usually a spent pussy when i am finished. If there is still more in the bank when i am finished then out comes BOB. battery operated boyfriend.
Nov 21, 2010 at 9:44 pm 
blizzard_101
blizzard_101
BD
Age: 26
Posts: 40
Kitty wrote:
i thought this was funny


4. Virgin Pussy
This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin Pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually into using birth control which can cause "accidents", can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.


Its good.. cuz I like yo be a opener...

to kitty: Great collection..lots of fun..
Nov 22, 2010 at 4:57 am 
blizzard_101
blizzard_101
BD
Age: 26
Posts: 40
Kitty wrote:
i thought this was funny


4. Virgin Pussy
This type is getting rarer each day. Recognized by conservative clothes, good manners, and a marked distaste for dirty jokes and porno movies. Can be very loving if you promise marriage, but will cause you more problems as you go along. Frustration level is high as Virgin Pussy tends to want to stay that way for some unknown reason.

Advantages: Risk of disease is very low, will offer a very tight "fit" if it gives in, sometimes open to new experience, will often offer "other" services if Virginity is to be maintained.

Disadvantages: Usually will not give in until marriage, will cause discomfort upon use, not very imaginative, not usually into using birth control which can cause "accidents", can only be used once. Usually not worth it unless you're into that sort of thing.


Its good.. cuz I like yo be a opener...

to kitty: Great collection..lots of fun..
Nov 22, 2010 at 4:58 am 
yvonnestoney
yvonnestoney
London
Age: 57
Posts: 2
5. Nympho Pussy
Very rare. Recognized by the tendency to drag you by your balls into bed and going at it to the point of exhaustion Very experienced, will teach you things you never knew. Expense varies depending on level of Nymphomania.

Feb 2, 2011 at 4:18 pm 
StacyWSM
StacyWSM
Spruce Grove
Age: 28
Posts: 12
5
Jul 8, 2011 at 8:09 am 
  • Email This Thread To Your Friend
    Digg This Thread
    Stumble Upon This Thread
    Reddit This Thread
    Add This Thread to Facebook
    Mixx This Thread
    Add this to your blog:
    Add this code to a forum:
  • Subscribe
    via RSS
    Subscribe via RSS