26 Year Old Offering Free Holiday with Sex for a Guy 40-50

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Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	I swear, this chick is on top of the gold digging game. She's made an investment with high chances of good return in sugar daddy royalties. Here's what happened: 26 year old smiley chick named Sandi from Manchester, UK is advertising that she got dumped by a boyfriend, but the trip to Ibiza for two has already been paid for. She's got a 2 week, all inclusive holiday in a 4 star hotel prepaid, but no one to go with because her boyfriend she planned on going with dumped her. So she's looking for someone to join her on a free vacation. She says she likes older guys, aged 40 - 50 years and all they would need is to buy a plane ticket to Ibiza and have some spending money. The stay in a hotel and all inclusive treatment has been already paid for. Because this is allegedly a revenge move, to piss her ex off, she's offering potential sex during the holiday if there is a click. This is all awesome and shit, but let me tell you what I think. Sandi is a gold digger extraordinaire who is tired of waiting for a sugar daddy and tired of wannabe sugar daddies who would not spend fortune on her, so she moved it to a whole new level. She's invested in finding the right guy. In order to make it look genuine, she's paid for the all inclusive holiday for two, but the guy who'd join her in Ibiza would have to prove he's got money by purchasing the plain ticket - that's the first wave of elimination process, aka filter all broke shit asses right there. She knows she's gonna get her moneys worth, because any guy who'll get a chance to go with her, will realize that "this poor little chick spent all this money for his 2 weeks all inclusive stay" so he's gonna make it up to her with presents he'll buy in Ibiza. Thus the money she had invested will be returned in two weeks five fold. Also, being 26 year old, decent looking female asking for a 40 - 50 year old guy to go with her and clearly offering a possibility of sex on a beach, that's a clear as sky sign she's looking to entrap an old fool in her mind games and suck on his bank accounts for the days to come. Next trip is on him. But this time he's paying for her plain ticket too. Original Ad HERE
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:02 am
M4rk Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1160	hahahah oh my god that's hilarious. but it's 40-50 .. not 50-60 man, i hope some dumbass falls for this and wastes his money on her.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:14 am
Angie Calgary Age: 23 Posts: 4736	Grrr, thanks Jenna
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:20 am
pornask Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 1207	Damn, if I were old enough, I'd totally want to go. Do you think I can pass myself as 40 year old. I'll bring Viagra with me
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:30 am
BlackCat Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 259	I got to agree with Angie's gold digging theory. Angie has her way with words and the ability to see the unseen so otherwise it would seem like a pretty awesome, one of a kind ad, but Angie reads this shit between the lines and uncovers the hidden truth. Further elaboration would uncover more "holes" to the story. Like - who would go for 2 weeks to a foreign country with complete stranger? Why not take a friend, someone she has known for some time and can generally trust. If she's heart broken after having been dumped, it would make so much more sense to go for fun time with a girl friend instead of looking for another man. Take a break from men and have a girl ride. 26 year old should already be smart enough to realize that locking up with a stranger in a hotel room on an island and/or going with a stranger on an abandoned beach to have sex could result in local police finding an unidentified female body cut into puzzle pieces. What is she new or something?
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:40 am
pothead Fort McMurray Age: 26 Posts: 774	Somehow I can't bring myself to believing this is genuine. Probably some 13 year old boys going goofy and posting phone number of the older sister of one of them. They watched her shower last night, jerked their unpubed penises to her boobs and now they want more fun. That's all there is to it, me thinks.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:42 am
Chocolate Edmonton Age: 24 Posts: 369	You never know. Maybe she's a fine, sophisticated young woman who's looking to have mature conversations with an intelligent elderly gentleman while taking long walks at night along the beach and then stopping for late supper by the candles.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:46 am
Wannabe Antarctica Age: 22 Posts: 312	I wager she's a smart escort girl who realized it's against the law to offer sexual services on a public classifieds board so she went about it in a new, cool and prostitute-safe fashion. But this is what this ad says: I’m a $20 a blow job hooker and I desperately need some cash for crack. Will make you cum even if you couldn’t get it hard for years.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:52 am
DarkDream Salt Lake City Age: 21 Posts: 322	Hey Chocolate, or maybe it's her ex boyfriend striking back because she kept the trip all for herself
	Jun 4, 2008 at 10:55 am
delicon Edmonton Age: 30 Posts: 330	She forgot to mention that the lucky guy will come home from the holiday with a bonus present. An itch on his penis that will take antibiotics to cure.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 11:30 am
pornask Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 1207	If I were a woman, I'd be a serial killer. Women have it easy, just make a promise there would be sex involved on our first meeting and you got them guys rolling in. Wouldn't it tempt you to take advantage?
	Jun 4, 2008 at 11:35 am
flora_tink southern US Age: 22 Posts: 2261	so she did have any offers? lol
	Jun 4, 2008 at 11:47 am
pornask Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 1207	I'd love to be her daddy for 2 weeks, but she's after loaded elderly chaps
	Jun 4, 2008 at 11:51 am
pothead Fort McMurray Age: 26 Posts: 774	Other than age, she didn't specify anything. That should mean she'd also take ugly, obese and balding bastards. Maybe I should give it a shot.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 12:54 pm
M4rk Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1160	pothead wrote: Other than age, she didn't specify anything. That should mean she'd also take ugly, obese and balding bastards. Maybe I should give it a shot. that's you, eh? haha
	Jun 4, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Channy Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1307	well if you don't care about looks when the person/their parents is loaded, then why should she?
	Jun 4, 2008 at 12:57 pm
pothead Fort McMurray Age: 26 Posts: 774	You're making perfect sense, Channy
	Jun 4, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Channy Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1307	i make a lot of perfect things... actually my mom made most of the perfect things, but thats just good genes i guess. lmao
	Jun 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm
FergusMaximus Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil Age: 25 Posts: 1514	Channy wrote: i make a lot of perfect things... actually my mom made most of the perfect things, but thats just good genes i guess. lmao You're talking about cookies right?
	Jun 4, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Channy Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1307	!! you meanie!!! i was talking about my great ass actually... geez!
	Jun 4, 2008 at 1:41 pm
FergusMaximus Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil Age: 25 Posts: 1514	Oh...well if there's no cookies I'm not interested. lol
	Jun 4, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Channy Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1307	but if your a PEOPLE eater, then why do you want my cookies?
	Jun 4, 2008 at 1:57 pm
FergusMaximus Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil Age: 25 Posts: 1514	I need the cookies to help digest the people....duhhh lol
	Jun 4, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Channy Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 1307	Ooooohhhh... thats usually what soda is for... i got soda... i got cookies too though... they are "dad's" cookies... but i ate all the choc. chip ones so all thats left is oatmeal. sry
	Jun 4, 2008 at 2:04 pm
CheeGirl Edmonton Age: 25 Posts: 52	It's gonna get more and more difficult to score a gold mine if hookers are this sophisticated about the way they bait potential victims.
	Jun 4, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Tender Edmonton Age: 27 Posts: 736	I know, how is an ordinary gold digger who can't afford to buy a stay for two on an island supposed to score herself a sugar daddy?
	Jun 5, 2008 at 12:27 am
Lila Edmonton Age: 26 Posts: 1184	Did anyone try to call her? I'm wandering if it would be a chick that'd answer that number. First thing first - know if it's a prank or not, right? Only then you can look deeper and see if she’s a gold digger or just a desperate young chick.
	Jun 5, 2008 at 9:05 am
IndieVixen Red Deer Age: 31 Posts: 373	I'm totally gonna have to try this.
	Jun 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Wannabe Antarctica Age: 22 Posts: 312	You should totally post an ad and see what happens. Let us know
	Jun 6, 2008 at 12:35 am
FergusMaximus Rock the Rebel, Metal the Devil Age: 25 Posts: 1514	IndieVixen wrote: I'm totally gonna have to try this. I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably be your first customer.
	Jun 6, 2008 at 12:38 am

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