Looking for a friend with benefits. On second thought, I have enough friends :p

Been looking around for a while now, and have yet to hook up with anyone. I find most people don't say what they really want.

I can not put my picture on here for obvious reasons, but we can cross that bridge easily enough. I will say that I look nothing like Quasimodo if you rate looks first (and in this situation why wouldn't that be important really?). I am also intelligent and funny and witty and without criminal record, and that is why I am somebody else's man. Not interested in starting a new relationship, or leaving my current one, just want to poke around (interesting choice of words) for the odd afternoon zest with somebody who has also misplaced that spark also.

This is new to me, so I do not know the protocal. Maybe we just hook up for coffee and laughs, maybe we just rekindle those flirtatious exchanges that seem to go south after oine is relationship bound, or maybe things get even more personal if the stars are aligned.

Think of me as the caramel sauce you usually pass on when you eat your favourite ice cream.

Whatever happens, discretion is required and guaranteed. This is something new for me, and I stand to lose a lot, so total and complete discresion is compulsary or else I won't go there. I would feel more comfortable if you were also attached or had something at stake. Kind of like honour amoung thieves I guess :p

It is hard for me to get away in the evenings, so some day time rendez-vous would have to work. I am not looking for the love of my life - don't need that. I am looking for somebody to enjoy the fireworks with ;) Care to come watch the show with me?

Honestly you are probably somebody who never thought that they would do something like this, but find themselves looking for that little missing something. I would expect you to match my want list, so if you smoke, are a visible druggie, are half the height for your weight, or have been locked up for boiling somebody's bunny, chances are it will be a waste of time.

Send me a message and I will reply with an e-mail address for you.

will dirrty south, USA Age: 28	Starlite venus Age: 28	milski65 Cold Lake Age: 46	Angie Calgary Age: 24
Lynn Newfoundland Age: 25	Mark Edmonton Age: 37

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Starlite venus Age: 28	thank you and I guess you figured this site out good for you :) so many here are fakes its hard to keep track of who they really are sum of the main ppl here have 3or4 profiles so they can agree with themselfs its really SAD if you think about, ppl with such sad lifes that the only enjoyment they must get is getting on here and making asses of themselfs
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