If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is one, he wants to ban all meat.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat the enemy. A liberal thinks about how to surrender gracefully and still look like the good guy.
If a conservative is a homosexual, he quietly enjoys life. If a liberal is one, he loudly demands legislated respect.
If a black or hispanic is conservative, he considers himself independently successful. If a black or hispanic is a liberal, he's a victim who needs government protection.
If a conservative is having troubles, he thinks of how to make things better. If a liberal is having troubles, he wants to know who will take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he changes the channel. If a liberal doesn't, he demands that the show be taken off the air.
If a conservative doesn't believe in God, he stays home on Sunday. If a liberal doesn't believe in God, he demands that all churches be silenced and closed.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he shops around for it or finds a job that provides it. A liberal expects his neighbor to pay for it.
If a conservative doesn't want a gun, he doesn't buy one. Liberals demands that nobody owns one. |