• fido_alive

  Male

  Age: 38

  Minneapolis, MN

  Heterosexual

  In relationship

• Member#: 2086

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About fido_alive

Tommy, my hero.



Newest favorite post ever:

Jill wrote: or they were playing in his sandbox, until one of the ladies recognized Fido from being the bass player with Reo Speedwagon...they went nuts, started shrieking, then stripped Fido naked and covered him with caramel and chocolate and made him into their personal twix bar bitch....and he loved every minute of it

New Favorite Posts.

Paulie wrote: I can't be the only one who seriously thought he was talking about carpet, am I?

Paulie wrote: I tossed out my carpet and brought in the floating floor. Its hot.

2nd Favorite Post.

Nina wrote: Well i personally luv a good injection, i dont really have to worry about the kids stuff cuz i got a ring inserted. Plus, i just like how it feels when its leaking back out, AND it reduces pollution cuz you dont really put condoms to recycle do you? Thats a double bonus for me =) but i dont really care where he cums once its after me ;-)

From the best story teller on Stars...

Jill wrote: Fido was playing the trumpet in the jazz band when...she...walked in. The boys in the band called her Nina. The waitress with the recent root canal surgery called her Nintha. She immediately made eye contact with Fido and he tried to make crotch to crotch contact after his last number. He went halfsies on a can of pabst blue ribbon with her, then invited her back to his place. On the cab ride back to his high rise apartment, he played a smoky night club version of "do ya think i'm sexy" on his trumpet. The sex was going great until Nina said "oh my god, would you please make him leave !?!? I can't fuck with him staring at me!!!" Fido looked over his shoulder. It was Arthur, the aardvark. He had that bewildered, "what the fuck are you doing?" look on his face. A nekkid and ashamed Fido shooed Arthur into the bathroom, then returned to the bedroom and found that Nina had drifted off to sleep. He spooned her and now and then said "honda civic in a traffic jam...beep beep", as he would reach around and honk her boobies.

Nina wrote: *shudder* omg...stop! it makes my blood crawl and my spine tingle with pain...its so weird looking!

I hope she isn't talking about me...
New favoritest quote:

Lisa wrote: 5.damn it Terri if you borrow my buttplug wash it BEFORE you put it back

Bestest quote ever:

Fido wrote: Sorry to have to do this to you folks, but I'm going to have to break out years of honed debate skills, years of advice from my mom, and one quarter of psychology... ready? You're wrong. I'm right. Deal with it. And, if that wasn't enough, word.

I miss the ocean.

fido_alive's Friends

Starlite venus Age: 28	Jill USA Age: 24	Nina Caribbean Age: 21	Scooter MI Age: 45
Paulie Edmonton Age: 23	LayLow Edmonton Age: 28	Bunny Edmonton Age: 24	Kitten-x Edmonton Age: 37

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fido_alive's Comments

FIREMAN mid west USA Age: 36	thanks for stoping by! how is MN these days? we are not getting much of a summer yet, it is like a prolonged winter followed by a prolong spring with a soon to follow winter! tough year for weather around here!
	Jun 21, 2011 at 8:57 am
Starlite venus Age: 28	tks but its been going on for years but atleast they have a name for it now till they decide to change their minds again:(
	Sep 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm
FIREMAN mid west USA Age: 36	well brew days would not be nearly and are not nearly as much fun unless you have a wife who's whole goal in life is to get as many women nake to play with as possible. wish it would have been more of a Dom/sub party, but it was not (wouldn't have worked for two of the couples)
	Sep 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Starlite venus Age: 28	ahhhh but atleast you tried :)
	Sep 6, 2010 at 6:10 am
Starlite venus Age: 28	HELLO :( u stopped by and said nothing
	Aug 29, 2010 at 10:22 pm
kingdingaling Jasper Age: 36	LOL, love the pictures!!! , will be posting,,,although i may realocate the base ball cap! this is my fav site for fun free sexy vids www.whackvideo.com let me know what you think, cheers
	Aug 19, 2010 at 11:27 am

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