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Tallis

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St. Louis, Missouri, USA

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Journals - Is it just me????

Last weekend, my band played in Wheeling, West Virginia's "Wheeling Island Casino". Because I had fly to Chicago, switchover, fly to Pittsburgh, PA, then rent a car to get to Wheeling, I was a little tired. So upon arrival, I needed some serious uppers. Couldn't find any meth or coke, though, so I settled for Starbucks in the casino. I needed some serious energy, so I asked for a triple espresso machiato, you know, something I could down in one shot. AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? After pouring the three shots in a cup, the bitch filled my 'tall' cup with milk!! NOW WHAT THE fuck am I going to do, drink all of that milk too? What a fucking bitch! I hope she goes to hell. A machiato is 'gently marked with foam'! I didn't ask for a cappuccino. What is this world coming to?

Then, after playing, I had to share a hotel room with my drummer. I don't mind sharing a room, but she wouldn't even have sex with me! Can you believe that? GEES!! The nerve of some women! After playing together in a band for five years, she should at least have the common courtesy to let me get some of that! UNBELIEVABLE!! What happened to manners??!!

Then (you are not going to believe this) after taking a shower, I grabbed my towel and it was ROOM TEMPERATURE!! There was NO HEATED TOWEL RACK!! WHAT THE FUCK??? Am I supposed to dry off with a room temperature towel? Do I look like a savage barbarian or something? What is this, the 1800's ??

To top it all off, those fuckers in airport security wouldn't let me on the plane with my hair gel !! I told them, "Do you have any idea what my hair will look like without my 'firm hold' gel ? And they actually acted as if they didn't care- that it wasn't a big deal!!

What is wrong with this world?
And finally, for dinner, I chose prime rib. They served it medium-well. There was no pink at all! I could handle eating a dry piece of leather, but they didn't even serve it with horseradish on the side!! Whoever heard of such a thing? I know, I know, too crazy to believe, but it is true!

Perhaps it is just me, but I AM NOT GOING TO LIVE LIKE A HILLBILLY!!!

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I am free-spirited, i love all people, and i am always willing to do anything. i like to travel, experience alternatives to reality (partying), playing piano and making music, and i like sex with women (sorry guys- that's just how i roll).

I am working on my Masters Degree in Music, i have a BS in Finance, and a BA in Audio Engineering, i am a pianist, i work as an accountant, i love English football, and sing in a band that travels in the eastern USA. i am the most unaccountant-like person you would ever meet, which gives you the nature of my horror-like existence.

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Tender Edmonton Age: 28	thank you :)
	Dec 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Angie Calgary Age: 24	welcome, did you end up saying "hi" to her ;)
	Dec 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm

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