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Frequently Asked Questions

  
     
Question Q: I will be 18 next week, can I join now?  
  A: No!  
     
Question Q: I am very mature for my age, but I am not yet 18 - can I join?  
  A: No!  
     
Question Q: I WOD LIK A PWN NOOBS LIEK OMFG DATS LIKE PURE PWNAGE LOLOLOL SONIC 2 ROM N STUF N HES LIKE I NO LOL?  
  A: Die, Please!!!  
     
Question Q: Can I add music, video clips, skins, etc. to my profile page?  
  A: If you want to have pages full of video clips which take ages to load, have backgrounds which are so bad that you can't read the text on the page, and have loads of other rubbish that no-one wants to look at on your profile page, then you should try other websites. This website is intended for the discerning, sane, intelligent people.  
     
Question Q: Since this is a group for adults, can I use “adult” language? You know profanities and such.  
  A: We have a forum called the Rant Forum where you can rant on pretty much any topic you want, but please keep profanities to minimum. It only makes you look like an idiot if you swear all the time anyway.  
     
Question Q: Is it cool to harass chicks to get them to show their b(o)(o)bies?  
  A: It isn’t cool to harass anyone about anything. Girls who wish to post their nude pictures do so on their own accord and you will be able to find them in their profile galleries. In the meantime - grow up and leave the girls alone.  
     
Question Q: I have a lot to say to a lot of people. Can I spam the site?  
  A: Hawaii enjoys spam, we don’t. Our Ambassadors got excessively effective in removing spam as soon as it is posted. You can bet your grandma's meat curtains that if you spam our site, it will be gone before your watery fart disperses. Bothering other members with unsolicited spam through the message system, comments, announcements or by any other means will simply not be tolerated and you will go bye, bye. Use “Contact The Moderator” function if you wish to enquire about advertising rates.  
     
Question Q: What is considered spam?  
  A: If you're a new member who just joined and the very first thing you do is make a post that has promotional content and/or links to other websites - it is considered spam and will be deleted without second thought. On the other hand, our members who contributed to the community are welcome to pimp their businesses or website without worry.  
     
Question Q: I have great links I want to use in my posts. What are your rules about that?  
  A: There is a common sense factor at play here. Please do not post anything that would be considered illegal (you know what these are). If you found cool link but it's 18+ please head over to Alberta Adult Board.com and post it there. And regardless how funny you think it may be, posting links to sites with exit consoles, pop up hells or otherwise irritating scripts that do not respect surfers decision to shut the site down are not funny. Alberta Stars is a quality website with no dubious scripts in place. Anyone linking to our site links to a 100% safe environment. We reserve the right to remove links that point to pages we deem as "surfer unsafe". Other than that - we love weird and wonderful as much as the next guy so post away.  
     
Question Q: I have a lot of people living inside my head, We all want our own profiles, can we do that?  
  A: One body, one name, no matter how many personalities you might have, let’s keep the confusion factor down.  
     
Question Q: What is your policy on 18+ images?  
  A: They must be marked and they cannot be your avatars (primary images). They are otherwise welcome. An image is 18+ if any one or more of the following are true: a) Genitalia or pubic hair are visible; no matter whether directly or through see-through clothing or body paint, etc. b) Fetish, Violence or other mature themes are portrayed. c) More than a small (1-2") section of any model's naked posterior is visible. d) A moderator deems it to be.  You may not, under any circumstances post nude images depicting anyone under the age of 18. That includes infants.  
     
Question Q: What kind of images can I upload?  
  A: Besides the obvious, that you must have the right to upload any image (don't upload images that aren't yours) you may also upload 18+ images, but please don't upload content that you know to be offensive or otherwise problematic. This includes uploading 18+ images depicting persons who were less than 18 when image was taken. Use your best judgment and we're sure everything will be fine.  
     
Question Q: Anger management classes aside, someone has gotten on my last nerve. I want my pound of flesh. Can I fight back in public?  
  A: If you can’t stand someone – use Ban A Member button available to you on that person's profile page. Personal attacks are not tolerated here – if someone has really done ya dirty, let the Ambassador know. If you do want to rip them a new one, go to the Rant Forum. No name calling or cursing though.  
     
Question Q: I can’t find my post or I can’t get into it. Can I post that one again?  
  A: Although we want everyone to have fun and freedom, the moderator has the final say. If something you posted has disappeared there was probably a good reason for it.  
     
Question Q: I have so much interesting stuff that I really want to share with everyone a lot.  How many times can I post a thread with “I love you”?  
  A: That is a really good question, with a really good answer. Once!  
     
Question Q: The only reason I am here is because I am bored.  I really want to share that with everyone. Will you listen.  
  A: That needs to be taken to a therapist. They get paid to listen.